A 3 Step Guide to Getting Started
Picking up a new sport can sometimes seem daunting, especially if it involves acquiring (potentially) expensive new gear, and then possibly scraping your face off on the mountainside because you don’t have a clue how to use it properly yet. But you shouldn’t let those things stop you! Faces are overrated and bikes are fun! So in the spirit of demystifying the great mysteries of mountain biking, I’ve put together the most simple guide you’ll ever find to get you on the trail in no time.
Step 1: Get the Gear
First, you have to buy a bike. Preferably with money you don’t have, aka a credit card. This is the American Way. Speaking of money you don’t have, go ahead and get a bike rack too. And a lock. And a spare tube. Or maybe a dozen of them, if you pop your tires as often as my boyfriend.
Step 2: Learn the Lingo
Google some bike jargon, or try to lurk inconspicuously near a group of bikers and eavesdrop on their conversation to pick up some technical vocabulary. A local bike shop is a good place for this (duh) or even a bar – just look for the people in brightly colored spandex and helmets. Don’t look up any of the definitions though, that will take the fun out of it. Try throwing the words randomly into your conversations and hope that you’re using them correctly. If someone tries to correct you, then at least you’ve figured out who the not-fun person is in the friend group.
Step 3: Find People to Ride With
Make sure to find people who are better riders than you, that way you can learn from them. This should be pretty easy to do if you’ve never been mountain biking before.
Make sure to find people who are worse than you, that way you can feel good about yourself. This might take a few weeks if you’ve never been mountain biking before.
Bonus Tip: Have fun! Seriously.
While this tip is listed as a “bonus”, in all honesty, it’s arguably the best advice on this page. Maybe one day you’ll be the best shredder on the mountain and you’ll have to train your face off to continue being the best ever, but when you first start out it’s all about learning some basic things and having a good time. Enjoy being new at something! Don’t be afraid to look silly, expect to fall down a few times, and remember to stop and admire the view along the way (which usually provides a much needed opportunity to catch your breath again!)